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Yes. You’ve seen that meme. It’s probably some iteration of the one shown above. You’re significant other has sent it to you to pound it into your skull that she does not like spiders. Then, her and her friends will share it with each other because it’s fun to hate the same stuff. But one man…

Guns don’t shoot people, appliances shoot people. At least, that’s the new adage after an Ohio man was shot by his oven over the weekend. What started as a noble and responsible (kind of) act, ended with a trip to the emergency room for Robin Garlock of Warren, Ohio. Garlock, 44, decided to put his…

The Caped Crusader had a hankerin’ for some Mexican fare that he just couldn’t shake. Bruce Wayne — no shit, that’s his real name — of Tiffin Ohio, broke the record for most consecutive meals at the restaurant in December when he hit 426. For good measure, he decided to get his Chipotle streak to…

If criminals were smart, imagine how much worse the drug epidemic could be. In Youngstown, Ohio over the weekend, 20-year-old Joseph Dawson was arrested for possession of crack cocaine and traffic charges after he parked next to a police cruiser and left his car unattended with the music blaring. Officers took Dawson outside to question…

At this point, why don’t we just refer to these mongos as their states names? You know, like if LeBron hits a game winner, we say “the Cavaliers won.” Now, we’ll just consider each of these states as bitter rivals in a sport that no one else wants to participate in. So using that logic,…

Reason 1,203,840 we love the internet would have to be the genius who came up with the remix of the “Dumb & Dumber” trailer. Watch as this person takes hold of your soul in while you watch what will undoubtedly become the movie of the year. The trailer takes hold of you and you can’t…

If you like sports and have a pulse, you have undoubtedly heard all of the reports this week about Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel and his trip to Las Vegas. Although we still don’t have photographic proof, the rumors are the quarterback ditched the last game of the season while on concussion protocol to go…

Life Imitating Memes: Man Sets House On Fire to Kill Spiders

Ohio Man in Stable Condition After Being Shot By His Oven

Batman Ate at Chipotle For 500 Days Straight

Man Parks Next To Police With Music Blaring, Has No License and 37 Bags Of Crack On Him Because Criminals Are Insanely Stupid

Ohio Shoots Florida After Argument Over Which State Has Better Strip Clubs

For Your Consideration: ‘Dumb & Dumber’ Gets An Oscar-Worthy Trailer

Johnny Manziel Saga Gets ‘Making A Murderer’ Treatment With ‘Making A Manziel’