Holy Shit, The F*cking Catalina Wine Mixer Is Happening This Weekend

If you’ve never seen Step Brothers¬†with Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly, unplug your computer and put it at the curb. You don’t need it because you clearly have done nothing right with your life and it seems as though you never will.

For the rest of you, you undoubtedly remember the culmination of the movie at the biggest helicopter leasing event in the Western hemisphere since 1997, the (f*cking) Catalina Wine Mixer…

Now, said f*cking wine mixer is an actual thing!

The Descanso Beach Club in Avalon will be hosting a mixer that will include wine tasting, gourmet food, live bands, DJs and even helicopter rides, if you have that Mayweather money.

Unfortunately, Horatio Sanz and Uptown Girl will not be performing…BUT… The Dan Band will be! You may remember them from this little diddy from Old School

Here’s hoping Brennan does well this weekend and Derek gets his nut.

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