GoDaddy should probably stick to what it knows.
Danica Patrick half-naked, hocking websites for cheap.
Instead, they tried — and failed miserably — to emulate the formula that has worked for Budweiser over the years.
Just add puppies!
However, they missed the note that you shouldn’t toss said puppies from a moving truck, let them fend for themselves, then sell them once they finally make it back home.
Maybe this is exactly what GoDaddy wants, though? Everyone is talking about them and they look like they did the right thing by axing a commercial that they never intended to show on Super Bowl Sunday.
Maybe they are geniuses.
And I guarantee we still see a half-naked Danica Patrick this weekend.