Miss Wisconsin Laura Kaeppeler wins Miss America Pageant, gets to second base on herself

Congrats to Miss Wisconsin Laura Kaeppeler for winning the 2012 Miss America Pageant in Las Vegas this past weekend. Also, congrats to everyone who gets to see this perfectly timed photo of Miss Cheesehead caressing her Milkduds. Since no one in the history of dudes ever gave a shit about the evening gown portion of the contest (nor any portion which involves speaking aloud) here is said bikini money shot.

At least Wisconsin has something to cheer about today since the Packers crapped up and down their leg last weekend. If that is news to you then you should drink another Appletini and call your BFF to discuss the evening gowns.


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