T.O. has B.O.

Do you know what really stinks? Other than how offensive Terrell Owens body odor is…
VH1 has announced that Terrell Eldorado Owens, thats right Eldorado, will have his own reality television show. The Terrell Owens Project will air in the summer of 2009. Unfortunately, not only do we have to listen to this cancer from week to week during the NFL season, he will now pollute America throughout the off-season, but you never know, maybe he’ll OD again?
This puke stained urinal will do just about anything to get the cameras on Terrell Owens. There are only a few select human beings who like themselves as much as Terrell Owens does (some say I may be one of those people… Whats not to love?).
Lets make this perfectly clear, I have nothing against T.O.’s big play ability (minus the 25 drops in 2007). As a walking mismatch at the wide receiver position myself I completely understand what it’s like to be so open downfield that you doze off and completely forget what you’re suppose to be doing (this has actually never happened to me).
The only true excitement this guy brings me anymore is when I get to watch him celebrate touchdowns, since the NFL frowns upon this now-a-days (like that will stop T.O. from doing what he does best) I feel that this has limited Owens imagination, which I’m sure has the ability to run as wild as Christian Okoye in Super Tecmo Bowl.
There is very little doubt in my mind that VH1 will make T.O. look like the loose cannon that he absolutely is. As much as I don’t want to, I’m sure I’ll tune in for the first few episodes to see if this guy is more of a lunatic than Mr. Shickadance from Ace Ventura Pet Detective.

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