Brett Favre Saga About to Take a Turn for the Worse


If you are like any other normal human being, your ears began to bleed yesterday when you heard word of Brett Favre texting some of his teammates that he would not be returning to play in Minnesota.  ESPN took the news of the alledged texts and just ran with it all day.  We all knew while watching that this was just the tip of the Favre iceberg.

Well it has already been reported by ESPN’s Ed Werter that Favre told him directly that he did not send text messages and has not made a decision as to whether or not he will be playing next year.  Minnesota fans, as a Cleveland fan, I really feel for you right now.  This roller coaster, that is just going up the first hill, is going to go on for the next month so brace yourself.  Although, you may need to brace yourself for more than just football talk.

Via AJ Daulerio at

For those who don’t know (or forget) who Jenn Sterger is: formerly buxom Florida State Cowgirl who gained internet notoriety for being a buxom Florida State fan who parlayed that popularity into a full-time career. She did Maxim shoots. Playboy shoots. She wrote a “Confessions of a Cowgirl” column for Sports Illustrated. Then, in 2008, Ms. Sterger joined the Jets as an in-house sideline reporter. It was during that fateful time that her and Mr. Favre’s paths began to cross. Sort of.

Last winter, close to the Super Bowl, Ms. Sterger and I were discussing a possible collaboration on the proposed “Deadspin Swimsuit Project,” which turned into a conversation about the whole athlete dong photo phenomenon. She claimed that she’s been on the receiving end of several of those types of cell phone interactions by drunk men, some of whom were professional athletes. We later had a phone conversation about who some of the more well-known dong-shot senders were. One person, she claimed, who was very into cell phone-donging her was none other than Brett Favre. Now, at one point in his career, this news wouldn’t be too surprising. Favre’s time in Green Bay is littered with stories about his boozing and carousing. But gray-haired Favre? Oh yeah, she said. Sterger said that Favre first began to call her early in the season and leave strange, friendly messages on her voicemail. She played me one of these voicemails over the phone. It was Brett turning on the Mississippi simpleton charm on his way to practice giving Jenn a friendly good ol’ boy hello to a pretty lady. It was odd, but nothing incriminating. Then the phone calls from Brett started to turn weird.

Sterger claimed she spurned Favre’s advances because he was married, but also because she was working for the Jets at the time she didn’t think it was the best idea to start a torrid affair with the team’s highest profile player (the Jets have not responded to a question about any knowledge of the Favre/Sterger saga at this time). Plus, if she went forward with how aggressive he was and how skeeved out she was to some of her superiors, she suspected she might lose her job. The interactions were flirty and strange but she didn’t think there wasn’t anything that made her too uncomfortable. But then, one night, Sterger received a picture on her phone which was so shocking that she just tossed it across the room. It was his dick. Brett Favre’s dick. And it happened multiple times. In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he’s masturbating — while wearing a pair of Crocs. In another photo, Favre is holding his penis while wearing the wristwatch he wore during his first teary-eyed retirement press conference.



Pretty wild right?  If you read the rest of the article here, you will find out that AJ and Jenn have conversed about this topic in the past and with the recent news of Brett Favre, he could not wait any longer to break the news.  I don’t know whether I expect this story to blow up like Tiger Woods or to be buried like LeBron in Vegas.  ESPN sure does love Brett Favre so there is no telling what they will do. 

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