One of the biggest douche bags in all of sports is in the news again for the second time in 3 days. The first can be seen here, when he decided to celebrate holding on to a football by doing the “Dougie” in Darius Butler’s face.
As if that wasn’t enough for Braylon he got arrested early Tuesday morning in New York City. After he was pulled over for his window tint being too dark on his Range Rover, he was issued a breathalyzer and failed, blowing a 0.16, twice the legal limit in New York. The best part about Edwards getting the DWI is that the Jet’s have a “Player Protect Program” that will pick you up and give you a ride if you have been out partying. So basically the entire NFL has a designated driver whenever they want, yet somehow they still are getting DUI’s and killing people while doing it..cough, Stallworth, cough.
So with Braylon having to post bail and facing an imminent suspension that will more than likely swallow up his game checks, he will probably need to find a way to make a little extra money. How about charging $55.00 for a t-shirt with his shit bearded likeness on it? I was amazed to see that he put a price tag on something that most people wouldn’t take if you handed it to them for free. If you can’t afford the $55.00 shirt, you can always opt for the economical $30.00 tee. That was sarcasm if you didn’t pick up on it.
Braylon Edwards is the last man that deserves to rock a beard. I think the New York Jets should hold him down and shave it off.