TMZ: News that matters, part II

I enjoy reading TMZ, I really do.  But when they have a slow news day, nothing is worse.  Example B is above. (Example A came earlier this year)  They found out Levi Johnson has a new girlfriend.  First of all, who the fuck cares about him.  Second, who the fuck cares about who he is dating?  They really didn't have anything to report about the relationship seeing as how the article basically reads like her profile.

"Sunny works at an elementary school, is orginially from Oregon, and enjoys Eminem and  Family Guy."

Give me a fucking break.

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