Tiger's Birthday Wish List


Tiger Woods turns 34 today, but I doubt he is celebrating.  Here is a wish list that we think would be spot on with Tiger’s this year.  Please feel free to add to it in the comments section…


  • A new 9-Iron
  • Brush guard for his Escalade
  • David Letterman has another affair
  • A hole to crawl in
  • Jesper Parnevik goes away
  • More painkillers
  • A better pre-nuptial agreement
  • Shut down TMZ
  • Charlie Sheen beats his wife
  • Jon and Kate get back together again then get divorced again
  • All fire hydrants moved a “safe” distance from his home

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