Everyone knows the holidays can be depressing and sometimes people often entertain the thought of suicide to escape the pain. The good people at Esquire took the liberty of making the execution of a suicide attempt go off without a hitch. They have come up with a list of different over the counter products that, when consumed in mass, can kill you from an overdose of caffeine. With the news of Four Loko being banned in multiple states for it's dangerous mixture of alcohol and caffeine, we knew it was only a matter of time before someone did the math. The most dangerous and viable option would probably be the 36 shots of 5 hour energy or the 25 pills of Dexitrim. However 65 gallons of chocolate milk seems like a stretch. At that point, wouldn't the sheer volume kill you rather than the caffeine?
