Drunk Driver Tries to Avoid DUI By Placing Pizza Delivery Sign on His Car Because Ohio

Maybe he’s a genius? Maybe he should drink a bit less?

29-year-oldĀ Michael P. Christian was pulled over after Eastlake Police received a call from another driver that was concerned with the driving of Christian. The police caught up with him, as they tend to do, and observed the same wreckless driving.

His car shouldn’t have been hard to spot since he had a pizza delivery lit sign secured on top his roof.

The police pulled Christian over where he was found to have a blood alcohol content of .295%, which is three and a half times the legal limit and disgustingly high to be driving a motor vehicle. He was arraigned last week andĀ charged with first-degree misdemeanor OVI, first-degree misdemeanor for OVI with a blood alcohol content of .17 or more, and a minor misdemeanor for weaving.

In addition to the bone head move of getting that hamboned and then driving, he also ADMITTED to police that he uses the pizza delivery sign regularly to avoid suspicion of driving while intoxicated.

Your move, Florida.

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