Christmas is right around the corner and it’s time to start thinking about what to get that special lady in your life. Like all men in my demographic, I try to focus on how much the gift is going to cost and how will this gift benefit me. Example, you buy your significant other a waffle iron, and there is a strong possibility there may be some waffles coming your way in the near future. That being said let me be the first to introduce you to what may be the best example of a gift that keeps on giving….
The Golfing Mat Bra
“The green corset-style garment can be removed and unrolled to create a 1.5m-long putting mat. When the user sinks a putt into one of the cups, a built-in speaker pumps out a congratulatory ‘Nice Shot!’ The bra also features pockets for extra golf balls and tees, and a detachable flag pin that serves as a score pencil.”
So what’s not to love? You get to look like the romantic guy for buying your lady some lingerie, all while reaping the obvious benefits of being able to play golf anywhere at anytime. If all this is not motivation enough to have you reaching for your wallet already, then you obviously haven’t thought about how your smoke face is supposed to do cover herself when she removes the underwear. Cha…wait for it dudes…CHING. Also, as an added bonus, the bra set comes with a skirt with the words “Be Quiet” printed on the rear, which doubles as a flag for use on the course.
So to recap for all you dudes lost in awesomeness: golf anywhere, romance, nakedness AND a gift for your arm candy. That’s killing 4 birds with one super-awesome stone. The full article detailing the golfing mat bra can be found here.