Lindsay Lohan had her probation revoked yesterday and will be facing a year and half in jail (yea right) if she is found guilty during a November 2nd hearing. Judge Stephanie Sautner gave LiLo the business with a slew of one liners.
‘Probation is a gift as I see it. There is something called looking a gift horse in the mouth.’
If that wasn’t enough of a day for LiLo, her Dad had to go and open his mouth. Apparently he felt he hadn’t been in the news lately and it needed to change.
Hours after LiLo got served by Judge Sautner, MiLo was back at it claiming he had fears of LiLo being back on drugs. He was talking about her badly stained and decaying teeth and how they are a result of either methamphetamine or crack cocaine use.
“That’s from smoking a pipe with meth or crack. She’s smoking either crack or meth, one or the other. I’m not going to shade it,” Jane Velez-Mitchell on her HLN show Issues on Wednesday afternoon.
He continued with “You can’t dance with the devil and expect to go home with Jesus.”
Although I don’t doubt the claims that she has been knocking the crack pipe off her teef, for her Dad to come out and claim it as a truth is absurd. He is her father, albeit a deadbeat one. Have your daughters back while she is having these troubles, assface. If Michael Lohan’s past is any indicator, he will probably try to spin this into a reality show or another go at Celebrity Rehab.
I think 2011 LiLo is f’d in the head…however I am still in love with 2007 LiLo…