Charlie Sheen hospitalized after bender

Chuck Sheen had another bender with more porn stars and Columbian bam-bam than you can shake a stick at.  How long did you think it would take for someone to paste his face on Tony Montana’s body?

“What you lookin’ at? You all a bunch of fuckin’ assholes. You know why? You don’t have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin’ fingers and say, “That’s the bad guy.” So… what that make you? Good? You’re not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don’t have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There’s a bad guy comin’ through! Better get outta his way! “

Now excuse me while I go watch Scarface.

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