What to do while your babe is watching the Royal Wedding

KingralphThe Royal Wedding is something that almost every chick in America has been waiting on. They want to see the dress, the fanfare and of course, those crazy Brit’s and their hats. Most of the women had to get up at the buttcrack of dawn just to watch the ceremony. People on the West Coast probably didn’t even go to bed.

But what about the Bro whose chick is ignoring him for the Royal coverage?

Fear not, Thunder Treats has a solution for you! While your girl has her face glued to Prince Harry’s ass, you should be in the other room doing one of three things.

1.) Drinking.

2.) Sleeping.

3.) Watching King Ralph.

All are solid choices and you can feel free to mix them up a bit if you so choose. I can’t imagine King Ralph could be bad while drinking.

Does anyone remember King Ralph? This movie is vastily underrated in the comedy genre. John Goodman plays sleazy American lounge singer Ralph Hampton Gainesworth Jones. When an accident wipes out the entire Royal family, a massive search for the next King or Queen of England leads them to Ralph.

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One of my favorite parts of the movie is the cricket scene when he swings and hits like it is baseball.  If you have seen the movie then you know what I’m talking about.

If King Ralph isn’t your spot cup of tea, then perhaps you would be better served just browsing this photo gallery of Kate Middleton.

We got your back.


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