- Chew rocks
- Listen to the Moby Dick book on tape narrated by Lou Holtz
- Watch Titanic in spanish
- Take a vacation to Siberia
- Go to the dentist
- Play hopscotch in a landmine field
- Go see Carrot Top’s show
- Pour a bucket of rattlesnakes down my pants
- Fight Brock Lesnar
- Watch women’s ice hockey
- Kill a puppy
- Become a vegan
- Take a cross-country road trip with Al Sharpton
- Be a contestant on Bromance
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