Christmas is coming early for a lot of us tonight. The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is airing tonight at 10/9c on CBS and if the past is any indication, we will not be disappointed. One major difference from last year is that bombshell Miranda Kerr will be hitting the runway once again. Last year she was notably absent as she was pregnant with her son, Flynn, whom she had with actor Orlando Bloom. Lucky. Not only is she just back but she will also be wearing the $2.5 million dollar bra. Although a $2.5 million dollar bra is clearly unnecessary, seeing Miranda in it is worth every penny.
A lot of guys might be watching tonight in groups. If there are two or more of you, then we have a treat for you. To make this evening even better, we have come up with the Victoria’s Secret Drinking Game. Below is a list of rules to follow in which you may have to kill your beer, hand out seconds to drink, or be forced to drink yourself. Obviously drinking games make any event a better time, so why not lend that idea to the VS Fashion Show?
First, each person participating will pick a model from the field below. Draw numbers for draft order. It will be a serpentine draft. If you have more than 11 people watching, bravo…and make teams. These are 11 models that were listed on the VS website that will be in the show, thus giving you the best chance to win…although everyone wins.
Now that you have your team of models, you are ready to start the show. Here are the rules for each team…
Whenever your model is on screen, you can pick whoever you would like to make drink. You can split the seconds between different teams if you like. The seconds go as follows.
0-14 minutes = 5 seconds
15-29 minutes = 10 seconds
30-44 minutes = 15 seconds
45-60 minutes = 20 seconds
Example: Lily Aldridge comes out 34 minutes into the show and she is on your team, you can then dish out 15 seconds of drinking to one person, or split it between multiple teams.
That will be the basis for the game. However, there are certain things the models on your team can do that can both help and hurt you. For instance…
If your model…
-Blows a kiss
-Wears some kind of sports gear
-Has actual wings on
…Then you can give out 10 seconds to whoever you want, or split it amongst teams.
If your model…
-Winks at the camera
-Is shown running backstage
-Is interviewed backstage
…Then you must take 10 seconds.
While watching for the above rules, keep in mind that there are also certain things that can happen for a Social Drink, in which everyone has to drink.
-See Jay-Z, Beyonce, Kanye or Adam Levine
-See a model that was undrafted, whether listed above or not
-You hear an accent of any kind
-Hear “Moves Like Jagger”
..You must drink 10 seconds, all together.
And last, but definitely not least…
-If a model trips or stumbles
…You must KILL YOUR BEER.
-If a model has a Janet Jackson-esque nip-slip
…You must KILL ALL THE ALCOHOL IN THE HOUSE INCLUDING ALL MOUTH WASHES AND RUBBING ALCOHOLS.
That’s about it. Feel free to tweak the seconds to your level of tolerance. Also, if you want to make things dicey, try to drink side beers during the show. Should make for a nice little Tuesday evening.
Also, as I said earlier…Everybody wins!