Taco Bell Aims to Kill Most of America by Revealing the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco

The Doritos Locos Taco Supreme is an awesome taco in its own right.  It is the taco with the Doritos Nacho Cheese shell and has been sobering drunk people up for some time now with over 350 million tacos sold.  While the Nacho Cheese flavor is awesome, everyone knows that Cool Ranch Dorito’s reign supreme.  Well now, fat, drunk America can rejoice.  The Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco will be here in March.

In a post on their twitter feed, Taco Bell used the new Vine service to announce the new artery clogger.  In addition to using Vine, sources say Taco Bell is gearing up for their largest marketing campaign in company history.  I, for one, am completely pumped by this news.  Probably because I fall into all the categories I listed above.


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