It has been concluded that men should stare a breats for at least ten minutes per day, according to the results of a study done in Germany. Five hundred men participated in the study with half of them encouraged to stare at sweater puppies daily while the other, less fortunate half, were told to refrain from staring for five years. Five years, no heaters? No thanks.
The results are in and they are fantastic. The study found that the men who stared at breasts on the reg showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure. The conclusion of the study was that it would increase men’s heart health if they were to stare at women’s breasts for at least 10 minutes per day.
Hear that ladies? It’s for our hearts! You want us to be big, strong men right? Well we can’t do that without big, strong hearts. So women of Thunder Nation, next time you throw on that deep v neck shirt, pull it down a little lower, you will be saving a man’s life.
There is no word on whether it matters if you can only stare at your girlfriends chesticles so to be safe, let’s just say every rack is fair game. Sorry ladies, it’s science.