Tomorrow night, America males will be treated to one of the best pieces of programming that basic cable has to offer. The 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show will air tomorrow night at 10pm on CBS. Performing, among others, will be Katy Perry and Akon. This hour of heaven is awesome because not only is it a bunch of babes on the runway wearing barely anything, but your significant other will want to watch it as well. This is hands down the best common interest show television has to offer. Some of you guys out there may not be as hip as some (read: Me) when it comes to the babes that will be gracing the runway so I decided to give you guys the ultimate scouting report so you know what to look for. There will be the staples that are there every year like Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima and Marisa MIller but we will also be treated to the curveballs like Erin Heatheron, Anja Rubik and Lily Aldridge. If none of those names ring a bell with you, then keep on reading because you are going to need this scouting report. Enjoy the show…
Hometown: Salvador, Bahia, Brazil
Adriana Lima is the babe you have seen rocking the $2 million fantasty bra. She fills it out nicely…
Hometown: Erechim, Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil
Alessandra is the face of VS’s “Pink” line. In addition to modeling, she is also the ambassador for The Multiple Sclerosis Society.
Hometown: Rzeszow, Poland
Anja left her family when she was only 5 years old and lived in Greece, Canada and South Africa. She chose to finish her schooling before becoming a professional model.
Hometown: Mooi River, KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa
I got nothin on Candice besides the fact that she is a smokeface, which can be said for all of these babes.
Hometown: Atlanta, Georgia
Another young’n, Chanel was born in 1990. Let that one sink in…feel old yet? She has been a model since she was 12 years old and it looks as though there are no signs of stopping her, thankfully.
Height: 5′ 10″
Hometown: Eastermar, Netherlands
In addition to a slew of modeling campaigns and an awesome name, Doutzen was also voted Model of the Year in 2005 on Vogue.com
Hometown: Stokie, Illinois
Erin was discovered while on a beach. Must be nice to get a high paying job while having fun being hot.
Hometown: Bergisch Gladbach, North Rhine-Westphalia, West Germany
This is one VS babe that you better know. Heidi is timeless really and she has had about 18 kids and comes back every time even hotter…as if that’s possible.
Hometown: Curitiba, Brazil
Isabeli and Victoria’s Secret sparked controversy in 1999 when Isabeli, then 16, posed for the magazine after VS said it would not use models under the age of 18. Since then she has done nothing but be hot and rake cash. In 2005 she was listed at one of the top 15 earning models at number 11 with a cool $3 million.
Hometown; Sao Carlos, Sao Paulo, Brazil
Although Goulart is not a VS Angel anymore it does nothing to diminish her looks or talents. In addition to her total hotness, Goulart is the ambassador for the Diabetes Research Institute.
Hometown: Munich, Germany
Hometown: Děčín, Czech Republic
Named Model of the Year at the 2002 Vogue Fashion Awards, KK got her start by her friend sending in a picture to a modeling agency when she was only 15. Karolina needs to find that friend and give them a big, big high five. Come to think of it, so do we.
Hometown: Los Angeles, California
Lily walked for VS for the first time during last years fashion show and does a lot of their promotional events. She is engaged to the front man of Kings of Leon, Caleb Followill. Lucky bastard.
Hometown: George Town, Grand Cayman, Cayman Islands
Selita is another one who got “discovered” while out in public. She was found at a Six Flags, which I have been to numerous times and yet to have been discovered myself…Also, you may have seen Selita in Kanye West’s Runaway video.
Hometown: Santa Cruz, California
Obviously I saved the best for last. Maria Miller is second to none when it comes to Victoria’s Secret models (tied with Miranda Kerr). She is also the spokesperson for Harley-Davidson and an ambassador for the American Cancer Society. In her spare time, she likes to give me heart palpatations.
Now the obvious is missing, I know. Miranda Kerr is preggers this year so she will not be in the show which is a major bummer. If you are looking for some Miranda Kerr pictures, then you are in luck as we have a 30+ pic gallery of her right here. Now go fine readers of Thunder Treats. Enjoy you Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show with your new found knowledge…