Morning Coffee: Miesha Tate, Mike Trout Lived in Parents Basement, Phillie Fan Caught Homerun with His Face & The Girl Who Auctioned Off Her Virginity is Still a Virgin

Listen to episode 026 of the Thunder Treats Podcast here or use the player on the right side of the screen to listen while browsing the Morning Coffee!

Miesha Tate is a hottie and thanks to ESPN The Mag’s Body Issue, we can see that more clearly // Remember Barbara Palvin? She’s still around and still hot // I am, and have been for a long time, in like with Nina Agdal // Rihanna’s bikini body doesn’t suck at all // Summer St. Claire is a smokeface from England that everyone should know //

Some people are leaving Vine for Instagram Video but those who have stayed were treated to this Phillie fan catching a homerun with his face // Mike Trout had a monster rookie season last year and in the offseason lived in his parents basement // LeBron tried to rap…and it wasn’t half bad // NHL14 may win video game of the year with the mode that allows you to play NHL94 // John Rocker stills exists // Everyone in the country thinks the suspension should be 100-games for the first steroid offense…except 1 //

BREAKING: Justin Bieber still a huge doucher // So are his friends //  Lamar Odom may or may not have cheated on his wife, who Guyism lovingly referred to as Chewbacca // Zach Braff helped a dude propose to his girlfriend // 10 year old girl throws message in a bottle in the ocean, 8 years later she dies, 3 years after that her mom gets the message // Catarina Migliorini auctioned off her virginity but she is still a virgin //

I told you. I’m in like with Nina Agdal.


Blurred Lines over the Cosby Show intro via @JimmyTraina


Annnnd Vanilla Ice mashed up with Blurred Lines because why not?


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