Morning Coffee: Anastasia Ashley, Bryce Harper and Clayton Kershaw Have Great Opening Days & Lindsay Lohan Tweets She is Pregnant

Holy smoke show, surfer Anastasia Ashley // Washington Nationals Bryce Harper started the season off with two consecutive home runs // Clayton Kershaw became the first player since 1953 to throw a complete game shutout and hit a home run // It didn’t take someone long to pick up Florida Gulf Coast University basketball coach Andy Enfield // Yankees fans are the worst, here is a little proof // AJ Burnett had a little trouble on the mound yesterday, mostly with the rosin bag // Louisville’s Kevin Ware is up and walking with crutches less than 24 hours after his gruesome injury // The Indians open their season today against the Blue Jays, here are bold predictions for their position players // Ric Flair calling 911 after discovering his son isn’t breathing and is purple // Is Facebook planning a mobile phone takeover? // Lindsay Lohan tweeted yesterday that she was pregnant, let’s hope that isn’t true //  If so, maybe we’ll hear about it on David Letterman this week //  A star from MTV’s Buckwild and two others were discovered dead // Heidi Klum saved her son from drowning in a riptide // Man suffering from Alzheimer’s is blogging about it //

Thief tries to get away, apprehended by a glass door via Bobs Blitz

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